Tuesday, February 17, 2009

上学一条虫, 放学一条龙

我还真的第一次补习补到想一拳去那个学生!! 笨不是他的错, 不会做写也不是他的错.
他错就错在不认真, 不专心和乱乱做. 乱做了又跟我讲很累! 妈的他...
弄到我真的火大.....

我: 为什么乱乱做, 看了题目才圈答案.
然后我就拿他的纸, 把错的答案擦掉.( 基本上, 乱tembak的也差不多错完.)
学生: 擦啦, 等下我圈回一样的答案.
我: ...
然后擦完了就给回他.
学生: Ei? 老师, 你用什么橡皮, 做么可以擦到酱干净的!
我: 不要理eh, 快点做!
学生: 不要oh, 乱圈啦!
我的火来了!
我: 你敢!
学生: 敢~!

Walao! 当时我立刻站起来, 真的真的真的很想扫过去!!!!!
可是还是不敢...~

叫他做的时候不是吃, 就是喝, 再不然就上厕所. 手上拿的不是keropok就是珍珠奶茶. 没错, 他是很快做完, 但是全部都是tembak, 长题目kosong. 然后跟我讲很累.
放学的时候收拾得比任何人都快!

对这种学生, 我的耐心和"爱心" 很难出来.............
他只会弄到我的思想越来越暴力罢了... 哈哈!!

19 comments:

Cass said...

哈哈哈~
遇到这种学生你真的应该想办法对付他~~~
不要酱暴力拉~~~~
加油咯!

miki said...

遇到这样的学生真的...我也不知能怎样勉励你了...
brother,加油吧!
但这篇文章真得很好笑...^^

Anonymous said...

lolz~~
don't bother them la.. just do that you are responsible. i think you wont so easy to get angry.. hehe~~
try your best to teach them, at least you got use your heart to care them! hahaha~~

*************GOOD LUCK**************

said...

我同情你的遭遇,
但是对你而言是一种考验
当你懂的应付这种无赖后
对你以后在人际关系方面
会有更大的改变
继续加油吧...

Jimmie said...

ass..if i were u

Raymond said...

If you were me, you will push them to the wall. then.................

Jimmie said...

then i will force them to be naked, then...

Kyren said...

lol..kid..XD

Anonymous said...

You can fantasize all that you want,but destiny had another plan..............................................................

teaking_JL said...

Calm down bro, being a teacher is neva an easy job. probably u gonna try some other approach to make him listen to you? Or any chance that you can talk to his parents?? His parents should know his attitude duh...

Foo said...

chiu... u guys so fast leave comments about this passage ah..
To: Ray
now u know what actually can make u nyet easily leh.. same like my bro d attitude.. F**k~!

黑色天堂 said...

gambateh la...

Anonymous said...

Ray, we miss you too..
hehe^^ Really~~~
still like that now? I mean your students~~~
and... remember that??
never, never, never give up~~~
see you ya, liang zai^^v

Dorky Kidultz said...

Oh pityman..
That Kids totally so FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!

But dude...don let him bully u anymore...do wat u wan..but not to beat him...
xD..
Gambateh dude..

Admin said...

JY on ur work lah hahaha ^_^

Shin. said...

huakakakaka!!
i love ur student!
he is brave enough to dare u...
remember...u used to be student..and u yourself should know how to treat him, as how u want it to be when u are that age..
haha :)

ps:send my regard to him..he got attitude! :D

Raymond said...

I am always a good boy ok...! -.-

Mist said...

我笑了。。。
哈哈,不错嘛,做补习老师,

是这样的啦,现在的小孩子,
全部娇生惯养,很难教的咧。。。

直接跟他说,我不想帮你补,
一个人如果不帮自己,那么就算神仙搭救,
也是徒劳的,
我也不想白收你的钱,掰掰啦!

然后去找比较像样的,招一些第一班的,
好处理嘛!嘿嘿,像你这样的好好先生,
就跟好的学生混在一起比较恰当,哈哈^^

不管怎样,祝你好运!

Shin. said...

i know u r always!
haha...
but, just think from his angle..maybe u can find something that he loves to make him interested to do it?
kids prefer rewards than punishment babe ;)